Saturday 31 March 2012

They only want you when you're 17...


Jeebus I’m tired, a long night on the beach, and now I’m here at the reception, keeping a check on things while 150 students run around the sanctuary at 8 o’clock in the morning. Two females surfaced last night, but in general there has been less and less activity on Praia das Minas. Instead, we are reaching the height of the hatchings, which occur about 45 days after the eggs are laid. Every night, after patrolling, we open a nest or two that is already digging its way to the surface. Once one turtle breaks out of his shell, he struggles under the weight of sand and eventually breaks the shell of his neighbor, who wakes up and starts digging too. The process for the whole bunch to reach the surface might take 2/3 days. Just before they come out, we count the living, the dead in shells, and the non-developed, before releasing them into the sea. Sometime we have to count a lot of empty shells, when a fox or a dog has got to the nest, but most of the time it’s really happy occasion, and we bundle the little critters into hats, pockets, coats and hands and drop them down to the sea edge. I have to tell you, the combination of sunrise and baby turtles starting their long journey is a great tonic for the soul.

With both quads finally working well, we’ve been monitoring another nearby stretch of beach, ‘olho d’água’, which is even more densely nested. The last/first ferries depart at 4.30pm and 10am respectively, but the long haul is always worth it. The place is beautiful, and the sand is incredibly fine, like a beautiful white dust. I went with Daniel and had a good chat about the constellations and crap, before we caught 3 that night. That’s good going, but one was particularly special. On her right-hand flipper she had no tag, and I was well pleased, because I thought she might be new. I was slightly disappointed a second later when I saw tag 17945 on her left-hand flipper, (the other one must have fallen off). I related the news to Daniel, and he stared at me in disbelief. ’17!!?’ You see we are currently tagging with marks starting 57... It meant this turtle was tagged ages ago. The boffins at the TAMAR data bank have already been back to us; it was first tagged 9 years ago, on Atol das Rocas, and was caught laying there twice since. There is lots of useful info generated from this find, apparently, especially since they reckon that hawksbill turtles only lay eggs for about 5/6 years. She had a beautiful shell too, just so you know.

I inveigled my way into another trip to the interior. Not as adventurous this time, just to Santo Antonio, and a restaurant owned by Valdenir’s wife’s sister. It’s built beside the ‘Salto da Onça’, large rocks that once housed a jaguar that used to jump from one rock to the other. The interior thrills me each time, and the country relations were lovely, as can only be expected from this wonderful family. I ploughed through acres of delicious food, and finished with a selection of interior fruits, each more sour than the last, until my face had disappeared into a black hole in the centre of my head. I was caught between Valdenir’s wife (Paula)’s assertion that I was a good boy, who didn’t really drink beer, and Valdenir’s impish smile as he caressed an amber brewski. I had a beer. The family will soon be moving from there gorgeous home in Tibau do Sul for Natal, where next year both the daughters will be studying. When I left the family last time, I hoped I would see them again. This time I know I will. If nothing else I’ll have to come back to see Fernando do Noronha.

Everyone who goes there rants maniacally about the incredible beauty of then place, and tells me I have to go, with a mad glint in their eyes, that has me backing away slowly with a smile. The ex-prison, (these paradises always seem to be ex-prisons, I have an image of lines of people queuing at the police station, waiting to confess about their light fingers), will have to wait for me until the next time, due to some financial hurdles. Ironically the islanders now rob tourists in getting and staying on the island.

Instead I’m happily winding my days down in Pipa, with a good bunch of lads and laughs. I might treat myself to some kitesurf lesson to give this blog some weight in name at least, before I go. I’ll finish with a couple of observations from my time here that I haven’t been able to shove into previous blogs. Although it’s a mostly catholic country, there are some pretty interesting sects and religions. The Spiritists are apparently big in Europe too, but I’ve never heard of them. They have ‘lectures’ rather than sermons, based on the recordings of a 17th century French scientist, who messed around with a Ouija board. They also believe that the world will be going through its big change this year, just like the Mayans. More light-hearted worshippers are found in the bola de neve (or snowball) church. These hippies/surfers sing and are give praise for good weather and good waves, and worship a big surfboard at the top of the room. They sometimes find time for Jesus too. I’m sure I’m stereotyping both these groups, without doing any research whatsoever, but that’s what good internet blog-writing is all about. Next week I’ll probably do a made-up exposé on the Mormons.

Love you lots.

P.S. Was hanging with the guy from this video recently. What a place. 

Tuesday 20 March 2012

Santo Patricío


I’m turning 23 again next week, or perhaps I’ll jump straight to 25, I’m not sure yet. When I told someone I was soon to be 24, they smiled and said ‘You mean 23 again’. I brushed it off as some sort of joke about getting old, but when another person said I should go straight to 25, I had to ask what the deal was. It turns out it’s some sort of code for gays to say you’re 24. To avoid any confusion I might stop the rot for 1 more year. 

No problem staying for another few months anyway. I made my way into Natal, to the federal police station, and got a renewal, without problems, until mid-June. It took the better part of a day, but at least I wasn’t kicked out of the building for wearing shorts this time. I also saw the site for the new World Cup stadium. It will be held in a big dirty field, apparently, that could hardly be called a construction site yet. 

The British ‘Daily Telegraph’ seems to be ready for the big event anyway. An English journalist turned up at the sanctuary the other day, whom was in the process of reporting on the region, in anticipation of the World Cup. Most likely the English need to know where best to hooliganise, well in advance of the event. Sorry, that was uncalled for, I’ve just been feeling a bit patriotic these last few days. Not sure why…

The journalist also got to take in another ‘abertura’ (turtle nest opening), on Madeiro beach, which is always good fun, for us and the public. A girl from the state nature agency IBAMA is staying with us for a few days, and the abertura probably helped the TAMAR guys stay in her/IBAMA’s good books. Cynical auld me. Whilst this was going on, unbeknownst to us and hidden behind a large headland, a car was careering off the cacimbinhas cliff to the beach, where luckily no one was situated. It might seem a bit morbid, but I can honestly say that the driver would have had one of the best views in the northeast of Brazil, before his untimely end.

The story was related to me by a taxi-man, whom used the lovely phrase ‘comenta, aumenta’, which translates as the slightly more cumbersome ‘the more it’s talked about, the bigger the story becomes’. Another nicety of the language was described to me when I was relating how it is that I came to be in Brazil. I told someone that my grandfather’s brother moved here….’Oh, you mean your grandfather….’, they interrupted. It turns out that no matter how distant a relation is, you call them your cousin, aunt/uncle or grandmother/father. ‘The cousins of my cousin are my cousins too’, she declared.

The woman in question was Lourival’s mother. He is fast becoming my best friend in the whole wide world, and it was easy to see why when his lovely family rocked up for a big barbecue the other day. Boa gente, all of them, and what a feast they brought too. They had all sorts of questions about Ireland, which reminds me why I had that sudden spurt of patriotism a minute ago, Paddy’s day of course!

A day of ups and downs really. I was working at the reception until 2pm, but that turned out to be great fun. I had my face painted by Lourdinha, who works in the sanctuary shop, and I carefully drew a shamrock for her calling it a ‘trevo’ or clover, but I ended with two green splodges on my face. Not to be deterred, I put up some posters at the sanctuary reception, as well as a map and some information about Ireland. I decided that the luck of the 4-leafed clover was due to St. Patricks blessing, as the miracle of the snakes wasn’t really doing it for the Brazilians. I even had a sign saying that I would do a little jig for anyone that could name the capital. Great fun all day, and as I related the incoming rugby scores, the guys here gave the appropriate boos and jeers, to cheer me up. After a few auld ballads in the house off I went for a quiet few in Pipa. Or should that be quite a few?

Everyone who knew the significance of the day had a good laugh at/with me, and it was a great night all-in-all. A Spanish film crew arrived, to shoot some of the general Saturday night mayhem, and I got about 2 minutes of air time, blabbering away in broken English/Portuguese/Spanish, before they moved on to some pretty girl, who had less to say, but was given longer on TV. Strange. 

My own personal Paddy’s day miracle happened when I was at the reception. One of the correct entrants to guess Dublin as the capital was a cheerful couple, originally from Switzerland, called Emily and Herbert. I did my little jig, as promised, and plenty of laughs were had. When Herb filled out his details for the sanctuary ticket, I noticed he was from Cuiabá. For my upcoming journey south, I was thinking of visiting either Iguassu falls or the Pantanal wetlands, the latter of which I knew had Cuiabá as the nearest city. When I casually mentioned my intention, he almost erupted, ‘Alex, we have a big farm there, come stay with us, no problem, bed and breakfast, trips into the wetlands, no problem’. I still don’t know what my plans are, but what a contact to make if I do go. Cheers Santo Patricío. I hope y’all had fun on P-day too, and sorry again about the English hooligan jibe, but that rugby defeat left a bitter taste. I’m off to wash it out with the rest of Lourival’s mother’s chocolate cake that was left for us. Que pena, (how bad).

Abraços.